Elspeth

Dahling, I am not just the sickest bitch you have ever met, I am the Sickest Bitch that Anyone has ever met.

A Shadow Where Non Should be In Describing Elspeth: um.... impulse controle problem?????? what impulse control problem????? i dont have an impulse control problem....DIE!!!!!

The Maiden: The Being known as Elspeth was born 500 years ago in the Land of Erian. She is the Youngest child of a Fallen angel named @~Mother~@ and a being called GrinLoki, Which few know as the First parents of all the goblinoid races. As a child, She had demonstrated a phenomenal talent of magic which she demonstrated at Age two. She was then fostered to the King of Erian to learn the secret arts of Magic and Politics. During this time She became became close with Kinara, and Elderan of the stars. Both she and Kinara were rivals in every aspect of life even to the Wooing of Mhenard Prince of Erian’s fae. Eventually it was Kinara who won Mhaenards heart and Elspeth left Erian to study among the Drow in Mezznoberrazzan, disguised as a Drowess.

The Most twisted thing I have ever done? By far, that would be Cutting My own belly open to deliver my child.

"Godmother????..god got nuthin to do with it...not a good god anyway.." z'almizar Explaining her relation to Elspeth

It was there that Elspeth fell in love with a Noble man named Elegarr J’Mael. While they disliked one another, they eventually kindled a passion that would last for centuries. Elspeth however, hid the truth about her heritage for months before Finally telling him. He was shocked, Disgusted but ultimately His love for her overwhelmed His hatred of her green-skinned heritage. It was also during this time that Elspeth also spent time aiding a group of Surface Drow that Worshipped the goddess Elistraee, At first she did this in secret, but eventually J’Mael found out yet again, and inspite of Himself he agreed to allow her to continue, this eventually put her in touch with the Mother of the “child” named z’almizar. She was originally supposed to bring z’almizar to J’Mael’s compound for training, and to study the arts, which would enable her powers to be learned quickly, but a freak portal sent the girl back in time. (More information can be learned on z’almizar’s homepage). Unable to track down the child, and the Cult of Elistraee destroyed, Elspeth returned back to mezznoberrazzan only to learn that she, bore yet another secret, She was carrying twins.

Dahling, I would do anything for J’Mael, lie, Cheat, Steal, Kill, But as much as I love him...I Love My children More, and will do far worse to people who hurt them. Now Stop squealing...

The Mother: when Elspeth was two hundred years old She bore two twins that she called Kholbesh (Goblin for Passion) and Gamina (Goblin for Mingling), the twins wre birthed in secret and given to her brother, Maglubiyet (God of Goblins) for safe keeping. She then returned to J’Mael once more. It was then that She learned that Her arch Rival Kinara was captured by the time mage Drakkon who wanted the power of Kinara’s Sun Stone and Elderan’s Starstone. She Kissed J’Mael, and returned to Erian to Join Her parents, Mhaenard, Elderan to battle Drakkon. Once Drakkon was defeated, Kinara then laid her plan into action. It was unknown why Kinara did this, But she then Banished @~Mother~@ Into another realm while Grinloki was Killed by None other than Jareth King of Labyrinth. Kinara then Charged Elspeth with treason against the Kings of Erian and sentenced her to imprisonment in Labyrinth to serve as Jareth’s bride. (Completely ignoring the fact that Elspeth was already Married to J’Mael).

Kinara, Dahling,If it’s one thing the Drow have taught me, It’s patience, and trust Me I will wait to have my revenge.

Jareth- said: Aww... it was so nice of you to remember those years of wedded bliss we shared. You psycho bitch, I do miss you, but my aim is improving you know.

For three Hundred years, Elspeth languished as Jareth’s wife, Using her magical talents and warrior skills to help him win battles, when Jareth then decided to turn on Kinara, It was Elspeth herself that led the battle to destroy Erian (In exchange for certain Liberties) but she could not get a hold of the foster sister who had so cruelly betrayed her. She then escaped to Mezznoberrazzan, Once again reuniting with her husband, this reunion was short lived when Drakkon then exposed the affair between Elspeth and J’Mael. Elspeth was captured by Drakkon, and tortured to reveal the location of the sun and star stones. But by that time She knew nothing about them...Drakkon then discovered that Elspeth was pregnant with Her and J’mael’s third child so she sent Her back to Jareth...J’Mael on the other hand went deep into hiding. Searchign for Elspeth and eventually made His way to another group of Surface Drow...It was these who explained what Elspeth was doing merely a few hundred years earlier.

Back in Labyrinth, Elspeth Bore her third child and named him “Madjerik” (Mother’s “anguish”), She then escaped labrynth with Him to another plane where She became Linda Goldberg, being the natural center of attention she was, She became a star of the stage and eventually met a man named John Williams. Convinced that J’Mael was dead, She married him and bore him a daughter named Sarah. Unfortunately Elspeth soon realized that Jareth was about to discover where she was Hiding, and divorced John and Left Sarah with Him for safe keeping, Never explaining why. She and Madjerik then were taken back to labyrinth.

Madjerik eventually grew up and Married a slave fae named Mari who bore him a daughter named Kiri, Elspeth fearing for Kiri’s life then took the child to another place to be raised by her uncle who turned out to be a real dick head. Jareth then tried Madjerik for treason and Mari was killed before Madjerik’s own eyes, and then her son was banished. He then returned years later, leading a revolution and he had a new wife, the healer summergold who was NONE other than the daughter of Kinara herself. However once Madjerik had liberated Labyrinth from Jareth, Elspeth was then free of the forced marriage but she then began plotting to break up Madjerik and Summergold. There was no way Her son was going to stay married to the daughter of a traitor. This plotting eventually led to the goblin wars which over threw her son as king and broke up her son’s kingdom...She then helped madjerik rebuild and heal from His stunning defeat and painful divorce.

Since that time Elsepth has once again Found her beloved J’mael and they have resumed their marriage. And Made a PUBLIC return to Mezznoberrazzan marked with a series of brutal and bloody atrocities. She has helped her husband reclaim much of His position by carving it out of the hides of the drow, and now plots her greatest scheme yet.

Vendetta’s have yet to be settled, Things have yet to be finished. But She did have her greatest moment, when she danced on the grave of her traitorous foster sister Kinara. She has also received a gift from her brother Maglubiyet, Her body being rebuilt with Microscopic creatures called nanites. Yes blood will spill once again...and it will flow to the waist.

The Crone:to be written.

Race: Goblinoid-Demoness

Alignment: Chaotic Neutral (Evil)

Classes: (From Big Eyes Small Mouth d20) Dynamic Sorceress 20th level, Shape Changer 17th level, Samurai 15th level (Yes a Samurai.)

From D+D third Edition: Wizard 20th, Fighter 17th, Rogue 15th

Special: Nanites allow her to Shapechange as a free action and generate weapons, armor and other items within reason. The nanite can also be used to heal others, or conver them into Nanite beings like herself. (She calls this Assimilation).

Persona: Elspeth is utterly loyal to her friends and family, Other than that Elspeth is clearly and undeniably INSANE. And not the kind of Insane that sits and sulks in mental hospitals, but the kind of insanity that thoroughly enjoys itself. After her betrayal at the hands of Kinara She takes betrayal very personally. And will eventually avenge herself on people who have done that kind of act.

Aside from that She is the sweetest Kindest woman you could ever meet, and as far as Magic is concerned He knows her Shit, and your Shit and that persons shit and this person’s Shit...let’s just say She’s had 498 years to master her craft.

Gear: Since being infused with nanites She does not carry gear all that often any more, but She does have one thing that is the envy of the realm, and that is her grimoire. A collection of goblin, Drow, Druidic, Fae, Japanese, Jewish (Kaballistic) Spells that She has painstakingly gathered through out her life. It contains All manner of Arcane and Divine Spells up to 9th level. Elspeth’s research also allowed her to Impart the knowledge of psionic abilities and how to use them. Using the book however drains the person reading if they cast spells directly from the book resulting in a coma like state for one day per each level of the spell used subtracted by the highest level the character can cast. (Ie Highest spell is 4th level subtracted from a 9th level spell results in a five day coma. She has made a few copies of her grimoire but they never contain all the spells she has in her personal spell book. Her Grimoire is thoroughly warded with Glyphs of pain, blindness, and painful orgasmic reflex. (You keep coming and Comming And Coming. You must make a Fortitude Save vs. DC 30 to shake it off. But you will be stunned for 10 turns)